A Nonsense Christmas lyrics by Sabrina Carpenter

Song Info

[Intro]
It’s the holiday remix
Ah-ah

[Verse 1]
Think I only want you under
my mistletoe
I might change your contact to
 ”Has a Huge North Pole” (Ha, ha)
You said you like my stocking
s better on the floor
Boy, I’ve been a bad girl, I
guess I’m getting coal, oh (No)

[Pre-Chorus]
Let me come warm you up,
you been out in the snow
Baby, my tongue goes numb,
sounds like, “Hoe, hoe, hoe”
(Ha, ha)
I don’t want Santa’s elves
underneath this ol’ tree
Here’s a lil’ carol I wrote,
it’s about you and me (Me)[Chorus]
You’re my wish list
Lookin’ at you got me thinkin’ Christmas
Snowflakes in my stomach when
we’re kissin’
And when you’re comin’ down the chimney
Oh, it feels so good
I need a Charles Dickens
You’ll be Santa Claus and I’ll
be Mrs
I’ll take you for a ride, I’ll
be your vixen
I don’t even know, I’m talkin’
Christmas
I’m talkin’, I’m talkin’
(Ah-ah-ah-ah)

[Verse 2]
I’m talkin’ deckin’ all the
halls
I’m talkin’ spikin’ eggnog
I’m talkin’ opposite of
small
I’m talkin’ big snowballs
(Ha-ha-ha-ha)
You got a new toy for me
I’m out here trimmin’ the tree
I caught that holiday glee
My true love gave it to me

[Pre-Chorus]
Let me come warm you up, you
been out in the snow
Baby, my tongue goes numb,
sounds like, “Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe”
And I don’t want Santa’s elves
(Don’t want), underneath this
ol’ tree (Tree)
Here’s a lil’ carol I wrote
(Yeah), it’s about you and me
[Chorus]
You’re my wish list
(Wish list)
Lookin’ at you got me thinkin’
Christmas (Christmas)
Snowflakes in my stomach
when we’re kissin’ (Kissin’)
And when you’re comin’
down the chimney
Oh, it feels so good
I need a Charles Dickens
(No, oh)
You’ll be Santa Claus and
I’ll be Mrs. (Mrs.)
I’ll take you for
a ride
I’ll be your vixen
I don’t even know I’m
talkin’ (Oh-oh-oh),
Christmas
I’m talkin’ (Talkin’),
I’m talkin’, I’m talkin’

[Bridge]
I’m talkin’ (He-he-he),
I’m talkin’ (Na-na-na),
I’m talkin’
(Blah-blah, blah-blah)
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah (Ah-ah)
I’m talkin’ chestnuts
(Talkin’, he-he-he)
I’m talkin’, I’m talkin’

[Outro]
Look at all those presents,
that’s a big sack
Boy, that package is too big
to gift wrap
Woke up this morning, thought
I’d write a “Christ-smash”
How quickly can you build a
snowman? Think fast
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) (Oh)